so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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