S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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