Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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