i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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