Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
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