Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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