We should be called the Road Head Warriors
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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