guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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