What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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