You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
