sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
