everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i barfeds in our rink
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Shame - the story of my life.
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