plz talk dirty to me
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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