"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
you would pick up someone in the library
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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