I will die if light touches me.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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