their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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