i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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