So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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