you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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