? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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