So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I understand Curling. That high.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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