She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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