And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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