Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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