youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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