Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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