She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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