Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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