I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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