Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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