is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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