I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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