ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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