i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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