btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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