she was so not down for the gang bang
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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