If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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