The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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