Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
