turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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