I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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