Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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