I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
