Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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