I wish I could teleport
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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