Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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