I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
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