So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
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