You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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