You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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