stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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