where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
A+ Viking dick
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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