The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
that's an acceptable place to lick
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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