my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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