she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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